Whos long distance now?

Increasing workloads are blamed for couples now spending less than an hour a day talking while together, with one in five of us spending just 15 minutes a day chatting in person....

You can be alone in a room full of people....... live with a stranger you have nothing in common with and when the story is all said and done...

Thats the "norm"....

But then lots of other things are the "norm" and equally fucked up....So I don't do them either..

Mine is more......15 minutes of damn you look good... is there time to see you naked? Then conversation ensues.....which has nothin to do with pink bits....

I like my GF.. I talk with her every chance I get and do it for hours cause I like her and think shes important... I can't say hello in 15 minutes much less what color panties are you wearing..

How was your day.. how goes the struggle.. what do you think that light at the end of the tunnel is? Daylight or a train? What do you want, need, hope and think... hows the kids doin.. OMG hes old enough to shave? Lets look at straight razors and start him out old school cool...

15 minutes...... they don't mention 12 of the 15 norm is evasion and bullshit...then the remainder is anger....

But I don't like fast food either...even if its the norm to have X times a week..  My GF is younger than me... and maybe thats out of the norm except for rockstars and politicians.. we never asked about that..... we just like what we like.. the norm at my age is to bond with the couch.. not a woman....

Forget school, degrees, changing ones profession.... or doing much of anything.. its not the norm...

Except...... I question who decides what the norm is? I can't remember delegating that authority in my little world....so Im thinking someone needs to fuck off...

15 minutes isnt enough.....and I wonder who bought that con... who made silly shit more important than the person whos willing to live with you.... wear the duck mask and dress up like tinker bell to get you off.... not to mention conspire towards a better life together...

I dunno....I claim the right to decide my own norm....and not make the GF cry...or feel like shes a fringe element rather than my bestest pal... 

I like hearing about work, kids, plotting and scheming...random herbalisim and arcane bits of the day...  Granted Im a yup/yep type conversationalist.... but Im paying attention...and in the same room..

Seeing the GF smile an be happy is way more important than anything I can think of off the top... I go "huh" a lot....cause Im not a relationship control freak.. she can have opinions, argue the point ask anything...say anything she wants...ask me what color boxers Im wearing... be herself cause thats how it needs to be.... I want her, to be her with no fixin, no "you'd be perfect if" bullshit.....I figure I can keep her interested in me without mind fucking her into submission...

I blame the hat.... the hat knows its the shit....and doesnt need to prove it is...

So... we have fun.. we like talking and make time for it.... all night some nights.. all day other times.... I think yesterday it was whey, tofu, chili verde, lilac vegital, work, kids, a request for me to connect with the youngest on a site I cant ever remember.... working out..recovery food...weight lifter ice cream...a cute smile or two, hornyness...flea markets/flea market stick food stomach aches and life in general..

More than 15 minutes worth.... and its our daily deal... shes at top of the pyramid... everything else is..... not the top..

An shes right 15 minutes is about the start of a good smooch...... and I mean SMOOoooooch no absent minded cheek pecks....