well.....

I got a call this morning about my up-coming grand tour/class extravaganza... which was scheduled to begin thursday....

Day one.... the classes are full I didn't get in and no speakers are scheduled..... sooooooo..

Day one I don't need to go ....which saves a ton of money I don't have.... the good news is... I've already had the classes..   I don't "need" them... its just about staying on top of things and observing the instructors...

But everything else is on and I only have to spend one night in town.. to bad its Friday cause party traffic and fuckwads are kind of the rule.... and Im more of a book store and bistro guy..only not gay..

We won't talk about shopping for shoes, hats and dinnerwear... art supplys and the various random quirks I have.. I know I'm not gay.. Im not in that good a shape physically... even if I do know how to cook, dress and dance..

All that aside.... I want to find a coffee shop with table cloths for a change.... Normally its all about grab and go at a fuel stop, which is "ok" its not like the old days when coffee sat on a burner for three days... its actually good coffee now... thanks to the free market system and competition for the consumer dollar... its just not a latte or espresso...and there are no tables or lite conversation... its urban rather than urbane...

Or as an option...theres the ever popular quest for a Sonoran hole in the wall cafe, which has to do with meneudo and goat stew or tacos....and I note any of the afore mentioned items scares Canadians who are trying to pass as white people.. so.... I look for dark faces..lots of red and green paint and no English signage...

Which gives me pause.....ever see a "Canadian" resturant? Nope....its because there is no market for cream of hotdog soup with maple suryp... white bread and hot dog gravy or hot dog pot pie..

Twats...... they're always the ones that bitch about Mexican food being Mexican....then snivel about paying cause the food "including the milk" was to  "spicy" as they steal the tableware for "souviners"..... and the Mexicans think Canuks are white...which creates a lot of racial problems and confusion....

Mufukkas.....La Migra, needs to jamb up the cannuks way more than the Mexicans... the US has enough whiney bitches... we really don't need the spawn of draft dodgers and traitors wandering around.... Eh?

An I need some new music....